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schim:

The most dangerous ships of all are the ones where you’re like heh this is kinda cute, I guess I ship it a little.

That’s how it starts man.

That’s how it fucking starts. 

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

draconiswormwood:

Describes me perfectly.

draconiswormwood:

Describes me perfectly.

weepingangelofjotunheim:

wholockian12:

#that moment when you’re kissing your daughter who is actually your wife who is the daughter of someone who played you 

#as apposed to kissing your wife, who killed you, but didn’t, who is named after herself and is the daughter of both your best friends who you also kissed
#never apply logic to Who

weepingangelofjotunheim:

wholockian12:

#that moment when you’re kissing your daughter who is actually your wife who is the daughter of someone who played you 

#as apposed to kissing your wife, who killed you, but didn’t, who is named after herself and is the daughter of both your best friends who you also kissed

#never apply logic to Who

babelfish-jimthefish-jimmoriarty:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

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faultinourstarsmovie:

There is always that possibility. #TFIOS

dannerzz:

okay josh

i-ship-an-armada:

good-angel-bad-wolf:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

zoemeanslife-andlifeisgood:

dropthebeatanddomyacapellas:

taxi-shrink:

DO YOU EVER GET STRESSED OUT BECAUSE THERE’S SO MUCH MUSIC TO LISTEN TO

AND SO MANY SERIES TO FOLLOW

AND SO MANY BOOKS AND FANFIC TO READ

AND SO MANY SEASONS TO WATCH

unless you watch Sherlock

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